GPWA Times Magazine - Issue 10 - Sept 2009

10 GPWA Times :: CAPTION CONTEST —What’s the punch line? Last issue’scartoon Inour last issueweasked for the cartoon captionpictured on the left,whereanaffiliateattendinga family reunion is havingdifficultyexplainingwhat hedoes for a living. Thewinner is... For the last timemom, googlebot isNOTamoviecharacterplayedby ArnoldSchwarzenegger... —Melvin Congratulationsto“Melvin,”whowinsafree iGamingBusinessDirectory. And the runners-up... “For the last timeMom, IdoNOT sell porn!.... can I please have lunchnow?” —WagerX “When I saidweweregoing toplayBingo, I didnotmean ONLINE!” —Chips “Sigh.......I’ve toldyoumom, I amnot a criminal.” —TheBoyMitchell “Reunion??What reunion?? I didn’t readanythingonGPWA about a family reunion! Last night?!” — thepokerkeep DrawingsbyBenRiley,www.ben-riley.com CaptionContest “If only Ihada crystal ball . . .” –Everyone’swished it at one time or another, but thisGPWAaffiliate hasdecided to try the real thing. Judgingby the lookonhis face, the fortune-tellermust begivinghima real earful. What does she see inour intrepid affiliate’s future?Will hebe sorry heeverdecided to take this cosmic shortcut?Shouldhehaveopted for aTarot card reading instead?Tough questions, and theanswersmust come fromyou. Tell uswhat she is sayinghere! Go to the GPWA Forums at gpwa.org and submit your caption for this cartoon.We’ll doour own psychic readingonall entries and select theone that emanates the purest vibration. Thewinnerwill be announced inournext issueandwill receivea free copyof the iGaming BusinessDirectory. : Caption Contest