GPWA Times Magazine - Issue 11 - January 2010

CAPTION CONTEST—What’s the punch line? Last issue’scartoon Inour last issue,weasked for a caption for the cartoonpicturedon the left,where anaffiliate isbeing toldhis futurebya fortune-teller looking intoa crystal ball. Thewinner is... “Youraffiliatecheckwas from......Not even I canfigure thatoneout!” —bonusbeast Congratulations to “bonusbeast,”whowins a free iGamingBusinessDirectory. And the runners-up... “There is a largequantityofmoney that youwill receiveas agift. Itwill be hundredsof dollars, just remember there is a24 timesplaythru requirement and blackjack, rouletteandprogressivegames areexcluded.” —AmCan “I seeGoogle’s algorithmnot favoringyour current SEO strategy.” — sophiemarks “CWCMartynas ayoungermanvisiteda fortune-teller to foreseehis future, and sat stunnedand in shockwhen the fortune-teller revealed that hewouldbe ‘BALD’ as anadult!!!” —giggles7p “I donot understandwhat thismeans.....somethingabout nopages found.” —Skinski “Yes, thoseGrandPriveplayers are still spending!” —Doolally “As I gaze intomy crystal ball I seeGooglepenalizingyou for linkexchange spamming theGPWA!” —Chips Drawings by Ben Riley, www.ben-riley.com CaptionContest Reading thenewspaper over coffee is a time-honored (if dying) tradition inmanypartsof theworld.Manya conversationhas startedover items spotted in thenewspaper. And it’s nodifferent in this affiliate’shouse, whereheandhis significant other are taking in thenews that theworld might end in2012.What’s anaffiliate todowith theworldpossiblyending in twoyears?Shouldhe switch from rev share toCPA?What is this couple saying?What are they thinking? Theseare toughquestions, and the answersmust come fromyou. Tell us what theyare sayinghere! GototheGPWAforumsatgpwa.org and submit your caption for this cartoon.We’ll takea lookat all the entries andpick theonewe think is the funniest. Thewinnerwill be announced inournext issueandwill receivea free copyof the iGaming BusinessDirectory. 10 Caption Contest