GPWA Times Magazine - Issue 15 - January 2011

TheWinner is . . . “Great stats mean nothing to the ladies when you’ve been wearing the same shirt for the past 2 or so years.” — CK – Schalk Congratulations to “CK – Schalk,” who wins a free iGaming Business Directory. And the runners up . . . “Airplane wifi, while helping productiv- ity, did not improve John’s social skills.” – CityGuard “Looks like I might be going to the mile high club twice today.” – graham Pilot via Tannoy (loudspeaker): “… and our flight time will be approximately 22 hours and 25 minutes …” — Simmo! “Forget your stats and think ‘deodorant’!” — giggles7p Last issue’s cartoon In our last issue, we asked for a caption for the cartoon shown above, where an in-flight affiliate, pumped up by his latest stats, is trying somewhat unsuccessfully to impress the attractive young lady seated next to him. THIS ISSUE’S cartoon Our hero, with ICE winding down and the London Affiliate Conference not quite ready to begin, thought he’d squeeze in a bit of sightseeing – specifically, the torture chamber in the Tower of London. But look who’s being squeezed now! What on earth did he say or do to land himself in this predicament? In other words, what’s the Beefeater’s beef? Extra credit if you give us the name of the torture device depicted. Go to the forums at gpwa.org and submit your caption for this cartoon. We’ll take a look at all the entries and pick the one we think is the funniest. The winner will be announced in our next issue and will receive a free copy of the iGaming Business Directory. Drawings by Ben Riley, www.ben-riley.com CAPTION CONTEST 10 Caption Contest