GPWA Times - Issue 21 - May 2012

Do you use any special software to help you out? You mean, besides my brain? How much time does it take to keep your sites updated? Our work mostly consists of constantly updating our sites. We try es- pecially hard to keep up on new game releases. You’ve mentioned that chasing cats around your neighbor- hood is one of your preferred activities. How is that working out for you – and for the cats as well? I’m happy to report the complete lack of cats in my immediate neighborhood and I’m now expanding operations in the city. If someone were visiting you, what’s the one place you’d definitely take them to see? It’s best translated as “Grandma’s Hooch Shack” – the drinks may make you blind, but they’re only about 20¢ each! What’s your favorite vacation spot? The floor of Grandma’s Hooch Shack. If you have to ask why, you’ll never understand. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? The ability to be Mel Gibson at will. What’s your favorite TV show or shows? It’s a tossup between B.J. and the Bear (a man and his monkey travel the highway – how can you beat that?) or The Gong Show : screw American Idol – Gong Show had real talent, but my family thought I was nuts for watching it. Who can forget Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, the Unknown Comic, etc.? They were all sauced and just seemed to be having a great time doing the show. What’s your all-time favorite movie? I could be typical and say The Godfather , but instead I’ll say it’s a tie between Citizen Kane and The Human Centipede . If you were shooting your autobiography, who would you cast to play you? Gary Coleman because we both lived in Colorado at the same time. If you could invite any five people, living or dead, to dinner, who would they be? Jenna Jameson, Pete Best, Joey Buttafuoco, Walter Sobchak and Larry Walters. Guys like Einstein are boring. What are three things that nobody knows about you? I was drafted in the 21st round by the Quebec Nordiques at the age of 14. I have been ordered by federal court to remain 100 yards from anybody remotely important. I believe in Huitzilopochtli, the Sun God. 55 GPWA Affiliate Interview Series