GPWA Times Magazine - Issue 5 - May 2008

13 Many of you took up last issue’s comedic call to finish the line, “You must be an affiliate if...” and the results were hilarious. Mojo and Spearmaster both found humor in terms and conditions. You know you’re an affiliate if “When seeing the ‘buy one get one free’ special for Ben &Jerry’s Cherry Garcia Ice Cream, you ask the grocer for the terms and conditions,”Mojo wrote. Spearmaster extended Mojo’s line of reasoning to include some “special terms.”“You forgot to mention the eat-through requirements,” Spearmaster wrote. “(It) must pass through your system at least 2x... and using a spoon only counts 1/2 towards ETR...” Several GPWAmembers poked fun at the fear of being“offline.” Number three on MichelleCanaffco’s list of entries was “You do the potty dance for hours because you’re afraid if you walk away you’re going to miss the latest GPWA post, a message or a deposit.” Chalkoutline added “...you break out in a cold sweat when outside of wifi range!”And GamTrak showed that even errands won’t stop her from working with this gem: “You take your laptop and wait in the car (utilizing a broadband Internet card) while hubby runs errands.” Several members commented on the impact being an affiliate has on personal lives. Two of Chips entries were “Your wife offers to buy a wedding band for your computer” and “Your family does not recognize you at the dinner table.”Casinolatte chimed in on the personal front with“You’re broke frompaying your kids of to clean the house!” And Aussie Dave chipped in with“You ask your partner/wife a question and he/she forgets your name!” Apparently, some of you “wake up at your keyboard” while others wake up“dreaming of 18 free spins.” But our absolute favorite was this line from Chips: “You think Google is a cryptic word for torture.” You know you’re a gambling affiliate if...

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