GPWA Times Magazine - Issue 9 - June 2009

CAPTION CONTEST | What’s the punch line? GPWA Times | Caption Contest 10 LAST ISSUE’SCARTOON Inour last issueweasked for captions for the cartoon picturedon the leftwherea severelyhungover member of theGPWA staffwas left toman thebooth at a conferenceafter anight of partying. Thewinner is... “I can’tbelieveMichaelfiredme…Itwas hisparty.” —CasinoJack Congratulations to “CasinoJack,”whowins a free iGaming BusinessDirectory. And the runners-up... “I shouldhavehadaV8!” —giggles7p “I bet youJennyWoodoesn’t get boothduty.” —vinism “Onlyanother 12hoursuntil I do it all over again....” —TheBoyMitchell “I told them that I don’t drink.Whydid I do ten shots last night?!” —GamTrak DrawingsbyBenRiley,www.themidlands.net Ifyouwork inthegambling affiliatebusiness,you’veheardthe questionhundreds–ormaybeeven thousands–oftimes. “What is it exactlythatyoudo fora living?” Thisquestioncanbeparticularly difficulttoexplainto familymembers whosimplydon’tget it.Picturedon theright isaGPWAaffiliatewho is attendinga familyreunionwhenthe subjectcomesuponceagain.And asheopensuphis laptopandtries toexplain,thequestionsdon’tstop. What’sbeingsaidhere?Well,wewant to leavethatuptoyou. GototheGPWAForumsat gpwa.organdsubmityourcaption forthiscartoon.We’llfishthrough theentriesanddecideontheone thatmakesus laughthe loudest.The winnerwillbeannounced inournext issueandwill receivea freecopyof the iGamingBusinessDirectory.